pop secret

"pop secret." 1. you pick up some random girl 2. you bring her back to your room 3. you drill a hole in her head 4. you popcorn kernels in her head 5. place her head in the microwave on high for 4 minutes 6. you proceed to use the melted butter as lube while you skull fuck her 7. you call her parents and tell them the scenario 8. you never....EVER...call her parents again 9. rinse and repeat 10. you proceed to watch ferris bueller's day off 11. you fall asleep while eating the skull popcorn 12. you wake up feeling refreshed and energized